Wednesday, October 17, 2007

WHY DO THE GOVERNMENT ONLY WANT FACE???

okay, this is what really bugs me about the government;why the hell are they spending RM 105 MILLION!!!, to send some moron into space ( wait, RM 105 mil per person?! ), using some RUSSIAN space station, because we dont have one in Malaysia, just so he could do some very "important scientific experiments" such as: making a bloody cup TEH TARIK, painting a fugly BATIK and childishly playing a stupid GASING, all of course, in zero-gravity??? WHAT?!?! the ideas the government get really surprises me every time at how stupid and pointless they get. and every time a new one pops up, it just gets more apparent that they just "want face". i mean, since Malaysia still IS a developing country, wouldnt it make more sense to use the money for something more useful and productive??? here is a list of things i'd rather the government invest in doing: fill in the millions of pot holes on the roads, make more public toilets that are ACTUALLY maintained clean ( unlike ourdisgusting school toilets ), build bigger and give more funds to school so we dont have to fork out our own cash, make our internet connection faster, stop cutting down all the rainforests ( you arent even getting a good deal for all our precious trees ), stop making more tolls ( if you din use all your money on that stupid space trip, we wouldnt need to pay so much), actually enforcing the laws used to protect the environment ( i swear, i cant go through a kampung area without seeing at least ONE old man burning trash on front of his house ), developing our lousy country ( if you actually did that, then maybe, just MAYBE, a tourist that comes to Malaysia wont feel so ripped off when they go back to their counrty of origin ), try not to make everything about Malaysia to be MALAY ( what the f*** is it that u have against us "non-muslim" ppl anyway??? is it because unlike you, we dont have to wake up early in the morning, and wear those hideous songkot and/or tudung, or is it because we dont have to answer to all those rules about everything thats western is "haram"??? ) and why is it that all the high pangkats in every government agency/organisation/parliment, etc in either entirely made up of Malays, dominated by them or just out numbered by them? but of course, the answer to this question is a no brainer, anybody and everybody in Malaysia knows it, it is the modern day's most well kept secret, the conspiracy that the entire Malay government ( i dont hate Malays, i just hate the Malaysian governemt, which is made up of Malays ) is using to surpress us other races by openly saying that they are actually just protecting the "hak istimewa" of Malays. they arent even the real bumiputra people of Malaysia, the orang asli are, but of course they arent numerous or smart or violent enough to rebel and protest and get the rights that are rightfully theirs. too bad, tough luck. not my problem so, back to the conspiracy thing, i think that that is total bullshit, they're not protecting anything, just taking from other races and giving it to their own. GRRRRRRRR!!! one day, i swear to God, i will become Malaysia's FIRST chinese prime minister. wait, what am i saying? i rather be a janitor than be the face of this lousy ass country. the government also has other methods of keeping us quiet, like for example arresting that Muar rapper guy who sang "Malaysiakuku" for dunno what crime? is freedom of speech really a crima i ask you? NO, but they ARE the government, and what they say, goes...unwillingly. luckily, he didnt get thrown into jail, for to clever reasons, first, he fled the damn country to Taiwan!!! and secondly, he already created himself a reasonably large fan base by releasing other not-so-offensive- songs previously like "guy from Muar" and "kawanku". moving on, to the reason and inspiration of writing this blog entry in the first place, the government has been showing their kiasu attitude for years and years now ( and totally blaming it on Singapore, because its filled with Chinese adn Malays are a minority there ) like building KLCC, just to show Malaysia is not so primitive, that we have the tallest building in the world. they fooled other countries, yes, but fooled no one here. besides, we held the title for how long? there are plenty of building plans that are way taller than it anyway, and a few are already done. plus, its not like they used it for anything special, its just an oversized office building if you ask me. and claiming we have one of the richest marine and rainforest habitats in the world, well that was kinda true...50 years ago, the sea is all dead and polluted now, while the rainforest has all been turned into furniture. the 50 years of independence has destroyed our national herritage and yet it is the biggest tourist attraction in Malaysia. which goes to show how badly under-developed this country is. well my retarded sister is back from shopping now, so i guess i have to stop before she sees this. thanks for reading, bye bye.

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Monday, October 15, 2007

WHY AM I CURSED WITH THE SHITIEST SISTER IN THE WORLD???

OMG! where do i start about her stupidity? what the hell was God thinking when he cursed me with this piece of shit?what did i do to deserve her?Goddammit!!!she has the brain of a snail, and her face looks like shit! always so perasan, nobody wanna care about her but she is always soooo annoying, wont stop acting like a child and bothering me.whe will u mature? answer: the day she goes to hell.and she is sooooo fake, when she is around her friends ( surprisingly she has any) she acts as if she is such a nice person so happy and sweet. makes me sick just thinking about it, in real life she is just a useless, inconsiderate, short, annoying, brainless, primitive, bitchy little parasite that just sucks the life out of everybody.which is why i know i'm not related to this fool.this is just a stupid little joke from God isnt it?well haha, very fun, jokes over, so ive me a real sister before you piss me off even more.i cant wait till IT goes back to university, then i'll be free from that evil curse once again.stupid creature, always talking as if ITS soooooo smart.and if ITS really that smart, explain to me why IT only got 2A's in PMR? i'm surprised she even knew how to pass any of the subjects! hahaha. filthy worm, why dont you crawl back into your hole before somebody like me comes and steps on you! when will you realize that nobody likes you for what you really are, a disgusting piece of crap we found in the dumpster, and that the only reason you actually got into a uni is because we bought and bribed you into it just to get rid of you.persistent as you may be, we will never stop trying to get rid of you, NEVER!!!!!i dont care how hard or how long its gonna take, i'll be damned if im gonna let you continue your destructive and harmful ways.i'll send you to hell if its the last thing i'll do!!!

CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL IS FULL OF LIES...

since it is the hols, i thought what the heck, why not try n read it right? it did say on the cover "101 stories to open the heart and to rekindle to spirit".besides, it wasnt so thick anyway. but when i read it, i thought okay this is not bad, but the longer i read it, i started to find some of the stories are way to imaginative, and they would never really work in real life. fro example, " you need 4 hugs a day for survival, 8 for maintenance, n 12 for growth" ??????? what the hell does these guys think we are? some kind of freak with nothing better tyo do than to go around looking for hugs? news flash: we're only human you know? we have jobs, responsibilities, work to do, chores... what kind of a person besides a beggar has that kind of tie to get 24 hugs a day? of course you're most probably thinking just keep hugging your lover rite? but what about everybody else who aren't so lucky huh? and what about kids? it'll be considered sexual harrasment to kids. and whats the point of getting so many hugs a day when you know most people would think you're either crazy or drunk? and u most probably get ingenuine ones...moving on, the whole book basicly talks about how love is all you need to have to a successful marriage and relationship with friends and kids n family, blah blah blah. what a bunch of cow crap. i've heard ignorant parents giving better lies. do they think their readers are pre-schoolers and babies? everybody who's been married can tell you that it takes a lot more than love to keep a marriage going, coz the love, the passion and the fire (not to mention the number of times they have sex) usually dies down after the first few years. this book is basically telling people to just get married just because they like each other. word of advice: if you're not sure you love him/her, don't get married, if he/she really loves you, they will understand and wait for the right time for you. and, instead of listening to this stupid book and love your kids, i have an easier and more productive solution: just ignore your kids, leave them alone, they like it that way, just give them money and a room, plus all the basic necessities (good food, big room, handphone, tv, computer, etc). that way, they will truely love you not for who you are, but at least they love you for all your money. yes, all we teenagers care about is money. that way, they cant wait to move out of the house while still loving you guys until the day you die, which gives you plenty of time to catch up on sex that you've missed out for the past 20 something years while you were raising them.i still have a lot of crap to blab about this book, but this is quickly getting very tiresome, so i think i'll just skip it all. anyway, even though this is a very stupid trick they're pulling on us, the readers, i have to admit the genius behind this international phenomenon, the authors themselves only write a small fraction of the book, most of the stories are sent in by readers around America, who unknowingly are helping the authors make millions of dollars worldwide. so basicly, they write them and send them in, they copy it and make millions. does this make sense to you? i think not! but still people dont seem to care whether they get any part of it or not, stupid fools! they just want to get their name in the book even though nobody really cares who wrote the stories in the first place.okay this si getting way too long, so i'll stop here, for now. until next time people. byebye

Sunday, October 14, 2007

INTRODUCTION TO MY WORLD

for all you people who have nothing better to do with your time than to come see my blog, this is the place to be!!! come join me as i complain, speculate, over exaggerate and jump to conclusions (because i'm too lazy to figure it out myself) about the most pressing issues facing our teenage society today, coz our parents just don't care or understand and friends are usually too dumb to have anything to say about it...