Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Hitting a nerve

The VIP gang, as Pn Suhaila calls them, is really ticking me off. Not that they havent been doing so since last year. These Very Idiotic/Inconsiderate People (hence VIP) are just so obnoxious lah!! I don't hate them individually (except Mr Retard-Who-Smells-Like-A-Homeless-Person*), it's just that when they join together in class, they frankly SUCK! They talk shit out loud without any decency, corrupting and filling our innocent ears with their ridiculous exploits they do at home. They act like they're royalty and the rest of us are lowly peasants! They act like the rest of us dont exist, and disturb the rest of us like siao with their childish games! Or at least me. And when the 5A branch of the VIP gang comes over, all the screams of the burning souls of Hell cannot compare. Noisy shit la! And you know how Miss Yeow is always complaining about the other teachers complaining about us? Theyre really complaining about you BITCHES! But of course, we all take the blame. -.-'''

Point is: Stop congregating around my seat like wildebeest at a watering hole, its damn annoying la! Stop taking my fucking chair and be all whatever, be humble la Fucker! Stop butting into our cho-tai-tee games la, you're not invited! Stop planting youre butt on my table while im there, dont know the meaning of respect isit? Bunch of douchebags!!! Stop making so much noise and being all high and mighty la! Stop taking other peoples food, while not giving any yourself you parasites! Bunch of blood sucking leeches! (i admit i take some food too, but i share my choki choki too kay?! MUTUALISM) Stop disrespecting everybody else laaaaaa!!!! SHEESH!

Okay, i might have exaggerated a wee bit. But its totally how Mr Retard-Who-Smells-Like-A-Homeless-Person* acts in class. The truth is, im on good terms with most of them. And have known some of them for years and years. Im just blowing off some steam you know.

In other news, Miss Yeow finally did something different for a change during our English lesson the other day. Instead of using it for yelling at us in her quiet, murderous, im-over-fifty-and-still-not-married way, or using it for her class teacher duties, she made us watch a DVD! We should totally integrate watching educational DVDs into all our subjects! So much more bearable and merciful than listening to one of those old cows rambling. Anyway, it was about that famous book The Secret by Rhonda Byrne. Watched liao la! -.-''' But whatever. Its all about The Law of Attraction, and in the DVD, it claims that lots of famous people like Einstein or Newton got successful because they knew ''the secret''. What utter rubbish!!!! Half of it was based on the power of positive thinking, and that without a doubt is true, but the other half was about how your thoughts send out a frequency that the universe responds to?!?!?!? Crazy people making crazy claims without any scientific evidence whatsoever meant for stupid desperate people who would believe anything. Its a nice fantasy, but so are superpowers......When something they want to happen happens, they think that its proof of the Law of Attraction, but when it doesnt they dont think much about it at all........and come on, it either goes the way you want it or not, so half the time you're gonna get it right?......blehhhhhhhh...nothing much to say. Till next time blog stalkers. Arrivederci!

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